forbiddenseason:

General Hux, wearing his sexy black bathrobe, drinking expensive space wine while reclining on his ice blue couch, glaring angrily at the ceiling and obsessively thinking about how much he hates Kylo Ren: I’m not bitter

huxsux:

Hux didn’t even wait a hot sec before reaching for his gun. Bitch saw Ren down and was r e a d y to pop a cap in his ass. He was ready to end this whole series right there lmao

• Hux:This is General Hux of the First Order
• Poe:Hi I'd like to order a large pepperoni

darthhux:

Cute Gender Neautral Things to Call Your Bae: Supreme Leader

ballvvasher:

Poe and Hux clashed at the beginning of tlj not bc Poe is good at insults but bc their gayness was clashing too hard, they were the gayest men in their respective organizations and it was like an unstoppable gay hitting an immovable gay